How was your first day of school this year?

I started mine out by accidentally slicing my finger open with a pocket knife, bleeding all over my backpack, tripping repeatedly while trying to cut across a field covered in dew which got my pants soaked, and drinking a bottle of wine so I was sloshed all through Biology and World Cultures. Oh, and now one of the German exchange students at the school thinks I’m a wing-nut out to kill her.

School is for fools

my pocket knife

Pedrini Wine & Bar Pocket Waiter’s Corkscrew Soft Grip $3.50 The soft-grip handle of this stylish Pedrini corkscrew inspires confidence when it comes to the task of wine bottle opening. The cushioned body fits comfortably in hand and won’t slip when being pulled–lessening the chances of a broken cork. Compact and portable, the gadget features a traditional pocketknife design with fold-out tools including a coil corkscrew, foil cutter, and bottle cap opener…

Swiss+Tech UKTBS Utili-Key KeyChain Tool with Bottle Opener, Knife, Screwdriver, Metal Gift Box $9.44 Compact, convenient, versatile tool set securely attaches onto standard Key Rings to carry in pocket or bag. Features Micro Eyeglass Flat Screwdriver, Flat Screwdriver, Phillips Screwdriver, Serrated Knife Blade, Straight Knife Blade and Bottle Opener. Use indoors or out, home or office. Polished Solid Stainless Steel. Comes with an individual gift box….

Kikkerland Lightwood Fish Corkscrew $8.91 Product FeaturesFun fish shapeStainless steel with white oak wood gripFeatures corkscrew, foil cutter and bottle openerMeasures 5-inch longProfessional grade Sommelier knife, waiter’s friend or wine key in fun Fish shape. Arm extends to brace against the lip of the bottle for leverage when removing the cork. Features serrated foil cutter for removing foil wrapping. Also works great as a bottle ope…

SE 6-1 Camping S. Steel Detachable Knife 4 Body $3.95 New camping utensil set. This sturdy tool is made of high quality stainless steel. It includes a sharp knife, fork, spoon, corkscrew and bottle opener. A great tool for weekend camping! The tool even separates, so you can use the knife and fork in different hands. It comes with its own storage bag. Folded length: 4 1/2″ Weight with bag: 5.3 oz…

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