If the human hand is “Nature’s Swiss army knife”… how would you advertise its versatility?

If you were selling it on the Home Shopping Network, for example.

There is only 10 minutes left on this great versatile tool the hand. Can you slice, dice and chop with it, of course when you hold a Ginsu knife (voice over: knife sold separately), BUT what can it really do, here is a little list of each digit:

1.The thumb- Be like Roger Ebert, thumbs up good thumbs down bad.
2.The forefinger – great for passing the blame – tired of getting the blame, use this finger to point at someone else, sit back and watch the fun.
3. The middle finger – great for letting a person know how much you like them.
4. The ring finger – great for marriage, better for divorces (no ring, better action)
5. The little finger-The handiest cleaning device ever made, need to clean your ears – no problem. It even cleans your nose.

and what holds them together you may ask? The palm, used for those times you need to hold tools, or simply bitch slap that special someone!

And with me counting, YES you can use the fingers for math and counting we have 5 minutes left. Act now, and we will throw in another hand….like they say two hands are better than one, and with the second hand never have another ‘lonely’ night.

This is the last of out inventory…act now don’t be left out.

Victorinox SwissBianco +B Yeoman Swiss Army Knife

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