Some kind of joke?

How popular singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: One to change the bulb and one to write a song about how good the old bulb was. What about St. Patrick's snakes when the check of Ireland? "If Yis well in the back there boys?" What does the girl from Essex when she learned she was pregnant? "I wonder if it is mine." What do you call a woman with a bottle opener in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between her toes on her left foot and a corkscrew through his fingers on the right foot? A Swiss Army wife. Vasectomy is never having to say you're sorry. In America what is the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon once 'A Southern fairytale begins, "You all will not believe this sh * t.. What Monica Lewinsky have on your resume?" Sitting in the State Presidential "

Absolutely brilliant! I use them all on stage! Stars for you!

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